| Me: | Could you get me some pineapple please? |
| Josh (brother): | How many pieces do you want? |
| Me: | Two please |
| Josh: | Do you want four? |
| Me: | No, two |
| Josh: | Do you want four?? |
| Me: | I said two! |
| Josh: | Do you want four???? |
| Me: | I've already said two!! |
| Josh: | Yeah, but I'm asking if you want a fork! |